Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d have frozen to death
If you’re worried about missing the boat remember the Titanic!
Starved, Abandoned and Ignored
Untreated water in the swimming pool. Sewage on the beach.
What is a beach? A personal view vindicated by the law.
It’s a Dog’s Life (or Death)
Suffer a change of hotel. Spend three years in court.
Delayed Flight Causes End of Engagement
Spencer v Cosmos Air Holidays Ltd The Times 6th December 1989
R v Clarksons Holiday Ltd (1973) 57 Cr App R 38
Cross Channel Nightmare
The Only Thing the Incompetent Butler Could Do Was to Make Cocktails
A Luxury Holiday? Mildew on the Walls. Stains in the Toilet.
Only the Clothes I Stand Up In
A Honeymoon Spent On a Park Bench
Crash Bang Wallop. Loud Noises Ruin Cruise
Cockroaches and Feral Dogs
The Rust Bucket Cruise