We’re Cramped as Hell and We Won’t Take it Anymore
I write today in an effort both to raise awareness for and to correct one of modern life’s most overlooked yet egregious injustices: tall people simply cannot fit into airplane seats. You, the reader, have no doubt been crammed into your own seat, leafing through SkyMall, when you noticed a very tall man, head cocked to the side to avoid the plane’s ceiling, inching down the aisle. And you felt a certain pity. “My gosh,” you thought as you surveyed your own lack of legroom, “how is he going to fit?” The answer, of course, is that he will not.
